Wells Fargo is an alien transplantation and I love it.

June 20, 2008 at 11:59 pm | Posted in Random Thoughts | 1 Comment
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Theory:

Rather than subject them to random drug tests, WellsFargo keeps its employees happily medicated on ecstasy and morphine.

or

WellsFargo is the first successful undetected (until now) alien workforce (not from mexico) functioning as human.

Why?

I have never walked into a WellsFargo (whether it be Bank or grocery store kiosk) and transacted with an angry/moody/disgruntled employee. Every person has been young, helpful, and smiles at a ratio much higher than that of the normal population. They’re also usually very attractive, perhaps a factor related to the constant shower of pleasantries. Continue Reading Wells Fargo is an alien transplantation and I love it….

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