Comic: An Unconventional Walk

October 12, 2010 at 10:11 pm | Posted in humor | Leave a comment
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This is how my brain works.

YouSillyGoose Comics and Microsoft Paint.

Jamba Juice Video

November 12, 2009 at 1:14 am | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
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I am addicted to Jamba Juice.

Over the summer I house sat for my father and over the two weeks Original Citrus Squeezes served as entire meals twice a day. Jamba Juice is always within a 15 minute driving distance anywhere in the city (similar to Starbucks’ prevalence but less annoying).

I moved to Philadelphia for college two years ago and spiraled into a serious smoothie withdrawl. There is one cafe on campus that sells smoothies but they are pretty tragic. The nearest good smoothie shack is on Villianova’s campus, but I don’t have a car.

Che Faccia Tosta! I’ll let the song I made up on the way back from failing a calculus quiz tell you the rest:

and yes, I emailed this to them.

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In this time of economic crisis, Edward Cullen, boy vampire, has finally found a job.

September 29, 2009 at 2:41 am | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
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yousillygoose comics.
with thanks to my A.D.D during lectures on probability.

Millie the cow suffers from Turrets Syndrome.

March 29, 2009 at 5:17 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment
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i recently discovered my disturbing inability to draw a frog.

March 15, 2009 at 10:51 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
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the fuckit tadpole.

the fuckit tadpole.

I married a girl last night.

February 3, 2009 at 8:11 pm | Posted in humor | Leave a comment
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I woke up this morning heart beating out of my chest, anxiety whipping through my brain. 

Pre-wedding jitters. In a short time I was going to marry my long time neighbor, Nicole.

I woke up from this dream like a drowning swimmer breaking water. I opened my eyes just long enough to take a breath of reality and then the dream pulled me back under. Continue Reading I married a girl last night….

the sexiest music on the net.

January 14, 2009 at 2:05 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
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I owe this new niche in my life to an enlightening post by djhaley. Specifically this post.

Despite its simple (some might say unfortunate) name, LaLa.com seeks to deliver you from the iTunes powerhouse and its unendearing ways. LaLa users have access to the website’s 6 million song catalog and can listen to any and each song once all the way through. For Free. Continue Reading the sexiest music on the net….

Awkward comic.

November 3, 2008 at 8:11 pm | Posted in humor | Leave a comment
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stick figure commentary: my life at parties.

October 26, 2008 at 1:38 am | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
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so today i
1. went to bed at 4am because I watched an episode of MASH and then ended up talking with my friend Sarah Jane until 4am.
2. woke up at 8 to go to sat. volunteer service in philly. tore through sarah jane’s door with death glares on my way out.
3. went into philly to work with the Mezzoni Center, an AIDS testing, counseling outreach center for gays lesbians bisexuals etc. Basically spent 3 hours with 5 gay guys and 4 other bryn mawr girls putting together condom outreach packets. So much fun.
4. came back to dorm and slept until 5:30.
5. the rain killed me on the way back from dinner. even with an umbrella and only 2 minutes outside to get to another building, my jeans, shoes and socks were soaked. those without umbrellas looked like they’d jumped in a pool.
6. went to my first college party.
7. no there was no alcohol, it was a mormon church party. (my sister: “Did you resist the alcohol?” Me: “It was a mormon church party.” sister: “oh so did you get alcohol?” Me: “…” sister: “Oh I thought you were being sarcastic.”)
8. for realz. My friend Sarah JAne invited me.
9. Carved a batman signal into a pumpkin while we were at the party. it looks badass.
10. it is 1:13am and i am now going to watch Music Man with Sarah Jane or kick her ass in Mario Kart.

the end.
(my last day of being 18!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Hobbies include: sitting on babies, impersonating Xena, & breathing.

August 10, 2008 at 6:18 pm | Posted in day to day | Leave a comment
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I’m still here. Haven’t been abducted by the aliens yet. That’s for another day.

I spent the last week on writing hiatus mostly due to sitting on babies for 7 dollars an hour.

1. Babysat an 11 month old for 3 hours every day (9am-12pm) for a week which takes a lot out of you. Especially waking up at 8am on a summer sleep schedule.

2. On Friday I babysat the 11 month old and my sister babysat a 2 1/2 year old. We were at the same place so we sat on our charges together. It was like real life nanny bonding. Chatting at the park while watching our respective charges amongst the other outsourced babysitters and young mothers (and the rare father), I felt like a bonafide Nanny. Only I wasn’t from another country and the money I made was for my plane ticket for Thanksgiving not a motel and food for the week. Continue Reading Hobbies include: sitting on babies, impersonating Xena, & breathing….

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