Comic: An Unconventional Walk

October 12, 2010 at 10:11 pm | Posted in humor | Leave a comment
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This is how my brain works.

YouSillyGoose Comics and Microsoft Paint.

I married a girl last night.

February 3, 2009 at 8:11 pm | Posted in humor | Leave a comment
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I woke up this morning heart beating out of my chest, anxiety whipping through my brain. 

Pre-wedding jitters. In a short time I was going to marry my long time neighbor, Nicole.

I woke up from this dream like a drowning swimmer breaking water. I opened my eyes just long enough to take a breath of reality and then the dream pulled me back under. Continue Reading I married a girl last night….

Awkward comic.

November 3, 2008 at 8:11 pm | Posted in humor | Leave a comment
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Short Stories: How Women Work.

July 1, 2008 at 12:06 pm | Posted in humor | 1 Comment
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A guy who thinks he is the “best catch”:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/dimitri.mp3 .

stories stolen from a chain letter once upon a time.  
         
        WOMEN’S REVENGE
        “Cash, check or charge?” I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
        As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
        “So, do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked.
        “No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
        and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.”

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