land before time.

October 29, 2008 at 11:42 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
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Maybe there were dinosaurs. Probably sea cucumbers and Christmas tree needles. Only in the land before time there is no Christmas. There is no twenty fifth. There is just time. getCurrentTime() >> 997345463746392384684575730475730573785026346590 <time units> have elapsed since “startTime”. Why thank you, ambiguous pendulum for maybe something useful. What I really want to know is: why Not? Continue Reading land before time….

stick figure commentary: my life at parties.

October 26, 2008 at 1:38 am | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
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so today i
1. went to bed at 4am because I watched an episode of MASH and then ended up talking with my friend Sarah Jane until 4am.
2. woke up at 8 to go to sat. volunteer service in philly. tore through sarah jane’s door with death glares on my way out.
3. went into philly to work with the Mezzoni Center, an AIDS testing, counseling outreach center for gays lesbians bisexuals etc. Basically spent 3 hours with 5 gay guys and 4 other bryn mawr girls putting together condom outreach packets. So much fun.
4. came back to dorm and slept until 5:30.
5. the rain killed me on the way back from dinner. even with an umbrella and only 2 minutes outside to get to another building, my jeans, shoes and socks were soaked. those without umbrellas looked like they’d jumped in a pool.
6. went to my first college party.
7. no there was no alcohol, it was a mormon church party. (my sister: “Did you resist the alcohol?” Me: “It was a mormon church party.” sister: “oh so did you get alcohol?” Me: “…” sister: “Oh I thought you were being sarcastic.”)
8. for realz. My friend Sarah JAne invited me.
9. Carved a batman signal into a pumpkin while we were at the party. it looks badass.
10. it is 1:13am and i am now going to watch Music Man with Sarah Jane or kick her ass in Mario Kart.

the end.
(my last day of being 18!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

some back to school stick figure commentary

October 18, 2008 at 1:42 pm | Posted in school | 2 Comments
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The Back To School pros:

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vaccinate yourself from the world.

October 11, 2008 at 8:31 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment
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west coast ringer
L.A. blinger
bring her or give me
the mother fucking finger
two cents heads up
penny wars butts up
schlep them battles to
a body that prattles less
cares more Congress only pays
the whores
Shore (sure) Kleenax Chlorax
formaldehyde in cellared wine
makes for cyanide to faintly minds
wrench please
wenchs read corner humping
young men
old guys on mattresses
and roaches right
trenchcoat coke
snorting chalk walk the stingy drug walk
killing people with every buy dont know why
they dont vaccinate for shit like this.

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